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Sentinel Week One – Let’s Go!

Girl Power is in Full Swing!

1. Laura Streeter of Sticky Bandits kicks off the season with style—skying for a tippy toes touchdown and towering like she’s 6 feet tall!
2. Katie from Freeballers made a statement, picking off none other than QB of the Year Mike Thomas and cruising in for a no-sweat Pick Eight!
3. The Wanderers were straight-up magical to start the season. Jill of Becca Got Reccked tipped the ball twice on two different plays—both ending up in the hands of Wanderers receivers for TDs. Unreal!
4. Ellory Roberts of the Interdimensional Lightning Falcons is clearly bringing some Eyes Downtown Winter energy with her—she read the route perfectly and housed an interception against Tater Tots like a boss
5. Don’t sleep on the PowerPuff Girls! Captain Amber Hay snagged a smooth touchdown by the front left pylon, while Kyle Coniff was out there dealing like he’s already in playoff form.

In Other News…

1. Wrestler Dan of Stir the Sauce went full highlight-reel mode with a ridiculous one-handed, leaping touchdown grab against Blitzkrieg. Sheeesh
2. Eyes Downtown’s Comeback McConnell lived up to the name, storming back from a two-score halftime deficit. Comeback season indeed.
3. And shoutout to Scott Klussman—officially the first TSLer to sip on a Boozy Milkshake from the Rose Garden’s brand new blender. Go grab yours before they’re gone!

Our Dearly Departed

1. The Untouchaballs have officially left the chat. After two rollercoaster seasons with Jeremy Burr, the Baby Blue squad is calling it quits. Farewell
2. Travis Henry’s Kids are off the grid, but Langley lives on—along with his infamous playoff collapse tradition. Some legacies never fade.
3. Say it ain’t so—ref favorite Jeff May is heading to sunny Florida to join the TSL-Florida Branch. Be sure to give him a big send-off before he dips!
4. And finally… Gucci? Nowhere to be found! Kelly Kane’s bar-side powerhouse squad is MIA from this season’s roster. If you find ‘em, let us know.

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